Story.

 

“I am requesting the special line”.

Natalie looked at the letter she just wrote and quickly posted it on her poetry blog, before thinking and thinking and thinking about it again. She had doubts and wanted to hear someone else opinion, the opinion she would listen and take as a lead.

Only few people would understand her. For everyone else, it's a picture, a story, something weird without any meaning at all. May be poetic, may be romantic, little bit magic, but story without any sense.

“From magician of level 92”, she added at the end of her message.

In the evening she looked at another website, with bunch of numbers and statistics.

Someone unknown was telling her “go a head, tell the story".

And Natalie started writing.

“Few weeks ago I saw on the news a former Nazi soldier who was being greeted by our Parliament.

This, now, old man got standing ovations and was called a hero. This why it was on the news at least daily for a week. I was watching the news, and I started to think a lot about it. A lot of time. Not that I am angry or hate. No. I was thinking a lot and still do, because seeing this man brought a lot of memories about my childhood, about my grand parents, great grand parents, my old neighbors, people, movies, military parades, stories, about everyone who I used to know and who went and lived during the Second World war.

And this is the first time I see a Nazi soldier alive, real on TV.

Story.

We are going to play hide and seek! The old woman smiled looking at Natalie.

Where to hide here? Natalie replied.

The woman quickly moved cover from the table and covered Natalie.

You will hide here, - she said, - and stay near the wall?

What do you feel?

I feel bricks, very big, smooth and light color, nor white, creamy.

Natalie was touching the wall in the room.

And its day time, sunny day, - she said.

 

Story.

It was the day for the spiritual cleaning. Bright and sunny day. All the windows in the sauna house were open. At the end, the wizard, who was leading the cleaning, raised his hand and it felt like he was cutting the air. He took a big round plate, big circle and small in the middle, touched with bouquet of dry flowers. And then pored on Natalie's hair.

After the spiritual cleaning, thinfs changed for Natalie. Some people she knew, from her childhood, she didn't want to go out with them. The books she liked, she didn't want to read. She would see the darkness in them, and didn't want to touch or see. Her best first friend was gone too, they moved out. It was all different.

 

Story.

One evening Natalie's grandmother came home and slammed the door.

“She is not going to leave me alone until I do what she wants!”

The grandmother said, noting that “she" is Natalie's friend, the old woman.

The old woman wasn't really a friend, she was the grandfather's cousin. And from 1935 to 1985 they didn't see each other. The grandfather was at the Second world war, got very bad injures and some one told him, after the 6war, that there is an old woman, healer, who can heal. This how he met Natalie's grandmother. The great grandmother was a white magician and the old woman, as soon as she heard the story, was asking about the same spiritual path for Natalie.

We do the spiritual cleaning, you become magician, will go to medical university after the school”.

Story.

Natalie hears laughter. The five boys, living in big apartment filled with books. They look and dress the same, exept the smallest one the boys look identical. When Natalie visits them with the old woman, first they stare at her and then they play, mostly hide and seek. Natalie hides in the old woman room, probably, not sure, couch, TV, table and pictures on the small shelf.  The old woman says: hide near the wall, what do you see?

I see dancing man and woman. The woman has bright, colorful long dress! They are spinning together and slowly spin away.

And the boys have computer, that Natalie had never heard about.

They try to teach her, but Natali cant get it.

One day, that family was moving. The father, looked short and round in the big almost empty apartment, giving orders to people moving the stuff.

Then Natalie heard he was talking to the old woman: “Lets go with us mother. You will be alone here now".

“No, the old woman replied, - I have grand daughter here".

Natalie was worrying the old woman will bother her now, but she was bothering Natalie's grandmother.

 

Story.

White pearls were bouncing everywhere. This time Natalie wasn't scared or wasn't punishing the imagination away. She wanted to see more. She was willing to see it as someone who could be called magician years ago.

After the pearls she saw mermaids playing in the water. They were swimming, long hair, the tails. Natalie couldn't see their faces, only they were young.

Then the door somewhere opened. It was a wooden country storage house.

 

Story.

Years went by, many years. Natalie did not become a doctor how her grandmother always wanted, she did not really follow the journey of the magicians, except may be study the basics of magic. Long time ago someone asked if Natalie would like to learn, professionally, but things changed at that time, Natalie changed too, and she said “no” and left her city. That evening she was watching TV, and on one of the channels, the news channels, she saw a former Nazi soldier. First time, alive and on TV. And it brought all those years back, the thoughts of her grandmother, the old woman with medals. The ritual and the witch who got her soul back. The feeling of the time flying back. Natalie was watching the soldier, old man now, talking on TV and his energy was familiar. In her mind, she was looking at the young man. And then, it was like someone let her see another ritual, another story.

Story.

They stood on the knees, and the first magician started a prayer. First, it was in Latin language. You have to repeat the same thing, and kind of go in the trans, bending slowly up and down. After a while you start to hear singing. The witches were singing.

The first magician started a prayer. First, it was in Latin language. You have to repeat the same thing, and kind of go in the trans, bending slowly up and down. After a while you start to hear singing. The witches singing. Somewhere war, in Latin language too.

At first was brown chocolate color, Natalie could see it like a dream. Then some kind of vibration, the floor. And singing, louder and louder, like wind and thunder. The witches opened the portals. Natalie heard about it before, but here, she started to panic. She freaked out, ready to open eyes and leave the ritual which magicians are not allowed to do. After the agreement, they have ti stay until everything is completed. Natalie knew she couldn't stay. The chocolate cloud started to move, Natalie could see some things in it, moving, almost like faces, shapes. All Natalie wanted, is to open her eyes, and ran, like from bad dream. Natalie was feeling that something was breathing at her, cold, and choking. In a minute she would open her eyes. Then, face came from nowhere, and looked at her. Watery eyes, blinked, soft, feeling strong and calm. Natalie felt security in it, though she was not alone, someone is with her and was willing to go through the ritual too.

After, first thing she saw, in the dream, was big garden, land, big open place, day time, green trees, green leaves, grass. A dog was running, very friendly, he was playing, running around like playing with the wind. Then black small cloud appeared, it had spikes going in different way, the cloud was kind of spinning and different directions. Then the white cloud came from somewhere. They started to play together, spinning, like dancing. Then Natalie saw big man, very light, with white beard, his face was on the sun, she couldn't see it. The man was at the bunny's hole, something where small animal live. And two small white animals, with white pompons on there heads, left that little house. They were friendly and happy. Black and white cloud were playing again, until the black cloud left. And everything became bright and sunny.

Story.

In about a week Natalie, her grandmother and the old woman were going to take part in the almost unknown ritual. Natalie's grandmother and the old woman knew Latin, not a lot and Natali saw her grandmother was repeating unknown words. She was not nervous. It okay, we do what we have to.

It was early morning, a car signaled near the house. It was time to get ready. Natalie was dressed in the bright light clothes. Grandmother was wearing clothes she was wearing to work, it was pretty, spring flower colors. The old woman was waiting at the car. She was wearing old military uniform with medals, a lot of medals. It was kind of funny, old woman in military uniform, she was skinny, and felt like she came from the battle, if you don't look at her face, from the back, you would think, you see young person. And she had small military hat too.

The house was nice, sweet and soft. The atmosphere., sunny. It was so relaxing, you want to open the windows and sleep in it. There were houses a bit further, but this one was the last one close to some open land.

The ritual had two parts, give back own soul to an old witch and lead to the light dark souls who gave their life fighting at this war.

And there was another group, witches, this how I called them, even though, they probably were not witches. They were somewhere far, at the same ritual, finding those souls and bringing where the white side can get them and take to the light.

Story.

Natalie didn't want to pick up the phone, but inner voice said “pick up the phone". She answered, a woman with soft friendly voice asked little surprised “Can I talk to your grandmother?” Natalie said that her grandmother wasn't home. The woman thanked her and disconnected. Natalie was still holding the phone and looked at the mirror near the phone. For a second she looked at herself, looking different, beautiful. She thought she was like everyone, here she thought of herself, pretty, different, with own thoughts.

Story.

The phone rang again. This time Natalie's grandmother was home. She answered the phone, quiet for a second.

No, we cannot – she said. You need three magicians. It is dangerous. Something like this was done, more then fifty years ago and not by me. I will not be able hold it alone. The conversation was going one, people on another line probably didn't want to agree. Natalie felt some sadness in the room. The grandmother was still talking, she made few jokes, but didn't really laugh. It is sad, but I don't understand how I can help you. It is not safe for both of us, you do you part, and I cannot do mine. See, if you can find someone else. Grandmother asked about the witch. The witch was in the retirement home. We we went to see her. Natalie was waiting outside. It was so weird. Warm weather, grass, flowers. Grandmother got outside. Her organs are failing, she said to herself. In few days, an old woman stopped at the house. I can be the second magisian. The old witch was from her division, or something, they went to the Second World war together. And her, and the grandmother, were sitting at the table, in the living room, talking about that time. The conversation was about the same thing, The grandmother did not want to agree. Not enough people, grandmother was repeating the same thing. And then Natalie, she got exited about it. I will do it. She though of herself looking at the mirror. I am cleaned magisian, and I can do it. Granndmother didn't agree. Learn your school firt. Then, it was no other choice, there were no one else to find. And they agree to help the witch, to get her soul back.

Story.

 I am dancing in the orange dress.

This is autumn, summers west.

Time is changing,

Leaf is flying, singing lullaby.

Autumn, autumn,  golden time.

Throw me music

And sunshine.

Autumn, autumn, golden time.

Little bit windy, little bit warm,

Sparling wine and orange dress,

I am dancing autumn waltz.

16 years old Natalie was dancing in front of the mirror. Small apartment with simple furniture, dress, the same color and style few girls had in her class, mysic from record player, nothing special. Except Natalie was in love, with a boy from two grades above. And all her thoughts were about him. And it was spring, tge windows were opened and the fresh air was blowing in to the apartment.  

Then the phone rang. 

Михаил Исаковский

Вишня

В ясный полдень, на исходе лета,
Шел старик дорогой полевой;
Вырыл вишню молодую где-то
И, довольный, нес ее домой.

Он глядел веселыми глазами
На поля, на дальнюю межу
И подумал: «Дай-ка я на память
У дороги вишню посажу.

Пусть растет большая-пребольшая,
Пусть идет и вширь и в высоту
И, дорогу нашу украшая,
Каждый год купается в цвету.

Путники в тени ее прилягут,
Отдохнут в прохладе, в тишине,
И, отведав сочных, спелых ягод,
Может статься, вспомнят обо мне.

А не вспомнят — экая досада, —
Я об этом вовсе не тужу:
Не хотят — не вспоминай, не надо, —
Все равно я вишню посажу!»

 

King of Fools.

King of Fools: where is this flag!?

Mama Mia: over there.

Troll: you found the flag?

King of Fools: sometimes you must understand.

Fool: mister Troll, we cannot go to look for the Fools gold without our flag.

King of Fools.

King of Fools (on the phone): we are trying to be nice, hug and kiss mister Troll!

Troll (on the phone): he is a new Troll.

King of Fools: it's perfect at our location.

Mister Troll complains about absolutely nothing.

We work to avoid it.

Yes, nothing is done.

Troll: we feel you.

 

King of Fools.

King of Fools: it’s a big buck.

A size of a tooney.

Troll: it flies?

King of Fools: who?

It’s the Fools gold.

 

King of Fools.

Troll: “King of Fools” is it your real name?

King of Fools: no, my experience.

Troll: this how people call you at home?

King of Fools: when she is busy.

Troll: and when she is not busy?

King of Fools: Mister Troll, some people don't work from home.

And when she is not busy we use our control panel.

Notes on the fridge.

When its my turn to cook and wash dishes, she is watching.

She call me president in our house.

 

King of Fools.

Troll: why are you laughing?

King of Fools: I didn't realize it was her.

Some weird clothes she is wearing.

You should inform your man in advance, prepare him.

Troll: harassment still exists.

King of Fools: how could she forget I am going to work!

I expect her to be nicer with some neutral colors.

We surely cannot look for the Fools gold now!

With this hideous day start.

Troll: we can always change.

King of Fools: we can?

Why we never work on the fashion!?

Now its all a mess.

Its always “ok, ok, ok" in the store.

Troll: you can figure this at night at home.

King of Fools: you can't do much night.

King of Fools.

King of Fools: is this your woman?

Troll: yes.

King of Fools: so you are coming from the same house, from the same bed and you are not sitting together?

Troll: she is like this.

King of Fools: where are the manners!?

One time she introduced me

“My man and a child “.

How do you like it?

Troll: okay, lets work on the map.

King of Fools: any time.

Yesterday I got a ticket.

At home.

Troll: oh, oh.

King of Fools: we were doing stuff upstairs.

From now on,

Every body, pizza!

Troll: you don't have to cook evrry day.

King of Fools: since this morning.

Mama Mia: its Friday!

King of Fools: only one day I can sleep, Saturday.

On Sundays we have to get ready for Mondays.

Troll: we are going to drive.

See, here, this where the fools gold is.

We are going on Saturday.

King of Fools: if Mama Mia is working on Saturday, 

I definitely will be at work.

My new car is fantastic.

If you want to be super fast,

You press the sport mode and actually pedal it.

Troll: we get there in the morning.

 

 

King of Fools.

King of Fools (on the phone): yes my love.

Troll (on the phone): fools scare me.

Troll (on another line): they don't know what they are doing.

Troll (on the phone): they are looking for information.

King of Fools: mister Troll, she is asking how we are!

Questions are very different today.

Troll: busy but good.

King of Fools: you are our type of person.

Troll: you are very busy today.

King of Fools: very busy!

Like damn!

We are putting cameras here, for our own bucks.

Troll: for what, you don't do anything much.

King of Fools: it was clear before.

Troll: no, it wasn't.

King of Fools (on the phone): no, I can't go home now.

Because I am working tomorrow!

 

 

King of Fools.

Troll: how was your long weekend?

King of Fools: I was a panda 

And she was cheering me up.

Banana!

Troll: this what you are eating?

King of Fools: after night every night.

You are a fool!

Yes!

Troll: I know what it is.

King of Fools: Mama Mia, he knows what it is.

Troll: where I work, we have machines. 

This why.

King of Fools: every weekend she starts: “ I am sexy woman!” and turns on the heat!

No way I am writing books like this.

Then she talks about sexy makeover. 

Troll: may be wait when she gets older.

Troll: I tell her when she is reading this book and yawns.

Do you know how mad she looks.

Troll: you are lucky forever. 

King of Fools: with a crazy salad?

With the salad!

Troll: you are weird. 

King of Fools: oh, yes.

King of Fools.

Troll: where is King of Fools?!

King of Fools: he is not here.

Troll: why are you not here!

Drinking wine?

King of Fools: no.

I start, lets see.

Troll: any plans for this weekend?

King of Fools: I relax, she cooks,

And we and we and we.

Troll: where is your shoe?

King of Fools: she is so heavy.

I have to tell her again.

I will be using my brains finally!

King of Fools.

King of Fools: hm, sensors.

Brand new!

Troll: did you see my notes?

King of Fools: yes, we saw your notes.

See you after work.

Fool: who is making noise here?

King of Fools: mister Troll and Mama Mia.

Learning bad words.

Fool: this why I stopped right now.

King of Fools: mister Troll should be thankful he didn't work in a cave.

Neanderthals had it bad.

So this is good.

 

King of Fools.

Troll: balloons!

King of Fools: Mama Mia was asking me if I brought you flowers.

Troll: have fun.

King of Fools: actually, you have fun.

We are going with you.

Troll: what's your Valentine's plan?

King of Fools: me and Mama Mia and strawberries and chocolates and more chocolates.

Troll: when your woman will see you today,  she will think you enjoy it.

Why to stop now.

King of Fools: she started yesterday.

It's Valentine's day!

King of Fools.

Troll: where is the shoe?

King of Fools: because of her.

On weekend I don't have to go anywhere and I always go somewhere.

Troll: how are you going to walk in one shoe?

King of Fools: mister Troll, you are turning into a goblin.

We have to call the Ghostbusters.

Troll: and what are they going to do?

King of Fools: vacuum you.

Ttoll: trolls never fail.

King of Fools: what about another time?

 

 

King of Fools.

Troll: Mama Mia, nice lipstick.

Do you need a mirror?

Mama Mia: no, I don't need a mirror.

I only need help finding stuff in my bag.

King of Fools: she is never shy.

Always something, but I like it.

Troll: where have you been?

I was looking for you everywhere.

King of Fools: this what she says on Mondays.

One day luck, Fridays.

Thanks for reminding.

Did you see marker with “KF” on it?

Troll: what is kf?

King of Fools: what do you mean?

How many Kings of Fools are here?

Hopefully trolls are not setting us up again.

Troll: that’s Monday talk.

We can go and look for your gold.

King of Fools: before we go,

We stop at the store and get bananas.

They cheer us up.

 

 

 

 

King of Fools.

Troll: I brought the map.

King of Fools (looking at the map):

Its beautiful!

Crazy!

Wow!

You brought the whole thing!

Troll: we will try to work in the morning.

King of Fools: what's the point?

You work and its never get done.

Mama Mia (looking at the map): looks so different from our office.

King of Fools: every morning my woman wakes up and she is yawning.

And I am like “no!”

This is not how you treat a man.

She is fast only on Fridays.

“ Let's do it!”

This why we changed it here.

We are not looking at the clock every five minutes.

When we retire from this place,

Every of us will become singers.

Should I make her dinner or show I make her happy.

Okay, thank you very much

Troll: you cook many times?

King of Fools: only two.

Second time she didn't want to eat it.

I am learning.

(singing) me and missis Johnson.

Troll: who is missis Johnson?

King of Fools: you.

Think what the song is about.

Mama Mia: mister Troll,

What should we bring when we are going to look for the Fools gold?

Troll: only light gadgets.

 

 

 

King of Fools.

King of Fools: my woman is cooking chicken wings for days.

Mister Troll, watch out for red haired women.

And on Saturday I have a daily pass to any restaurant I want.

Troll: this is not my concern.

My concern is your missing map.

King of Fools: tell it to my ear.

One time.

Troll: what did you forget today?

King of Fools: my shoes.

The massage is always good.

Troll: you don't really work on the map.

King of Fools: I started working last night.

May be one hundred?

We play lottery.

Mama Mia: mister Troll, after lunch you will feel better.

Two more days until Friday.

On Friday you can leave home earlier.

Troll: we leave home earlier every day.

King of Fools: not in this place.

Only from the big door with exit sign on it.

 

 

King of Fools.

King of Fools: every Monday my woman makes this wild sound “Rrrr" and says

“Its Monday already!".

Mama Mia: we have new friend.

Troll: good morning.

King of Fools: I didn't see you on the bus.

Sit here and have brown sugar.

Mama Mia: we have chocolates too.

Sweet and dark.

King of Fools: oh, yeah, sweet and dark.

Troll: we thought you need help, but everyone is crazy already.

King of Fools: for six dollars an hour?

You have to balance.

Troll: writing the map?

King of Fools: same old, same old.

All I have to work on is to control my stress levels.

Troll: start.

King of Fools: I forgot my gloves.

My protection.

 

 

Pigs.

Wolf: how many pigs do you have?

Big pig: one, at the corner, right there.

Wolf: we need three or four.

Big pig: you got the book!

Wolf: my dear, the book got us.

On weekend.

Big pig: cooking yourself?

Wolf: we should think what kids think.

What appears to be Elmo, is not Elmo, is a pig.

 

Pigs.

Big pig: I can't be a pig and a supervisor!

Its stressing me too much.

First pig: wolf is still here.

Big pig: what is he here for?

Second pig: for his order.

Big pig: I about to go on a date and this when you are telling me now?!

Wolf: excuse me.

Big pig: what are you waiting for?

Wolf: for my girlfriend!

Big pig: why don't you do the announcement.

 

 

Pigs.

Big pig (stretching on the chair): lets do final stretch.

One hour and we are out of here.

First pig (crawling on the floor): this why we follow bugs like this. (crawling out of the door).

Big pig: don’t worry, we go home soon too.

Second pig: Thursday and Friday!

We can do it!

 

 

Pigs.

Big pig (showing wolf pictures on the cell phone): only our girls are working full time.

First pig: its Friday!

Friday, Friday.

Lets go!

Big pig: now they got a lot of money and we will receive it.

Wolf (looking at the pictures): looks like airport to me.

First pig: they told us they are going home after work!

Pigs.

First pig: the wolf.

He doesn't look right.

Big pig (to himself): who else we find.

Push him.

Second pig: I think we are overheated the wolf.

First pig: we are trying too hard.

Big pig: where's Mrs piggy.

Second pig: make sure the wolf gets ships out to her house with the order.

 

Pigs.

First pig: when I move, wolf has to say something to me.

Big pig: you are good.

When I say you are good, you are good.

Trust the professional.

Why are you choking?

First pig: now we have to stay on the kitchen and make money of food.

Big pig: everyone prepares differently.

Big wolf: your pigs are dressing provocatively.

First pig: does it.

Finish the potatoes here.

Big wolf: they are all dressed up.

It’s a good idea, I mean nightmare.

First pig: not for you.

Second pig: pigs come fully dressed all the time.

And you are telling us now.

Big pig: wolf, its not pigs, its you.

The pigs are comfortable.

You should go to downtown more.

 

 

Pigs.

Wolf: where is the girl?

Pig: in the different town.

Wolf: there are two different towns!?

Pig: we don't know where it is.

Wolf: she doesn't speak langish.

Pig: all right brother.

Wolf: you pigs are so slow.

Hurry up, man.

Pig: you gave garbage to do.

Wolf: this where is the money!

Pig: we didn't want to bring a lot of attention.

Wolf: the girl will fix you up.

She is only eight.

Wolf: we saw her with a glass of wine.

Pig: wine?

How could we be wrong with this!

Pigs.

Big pig: only five minutes.

Big wolf: let me take a look.

How many pigs do you have?

Big pig: about fifty.

Big wolf: the list is complete.

Big pig: the rest are slow.

They don't eat much.

After one year.

Big wolf: cameras will tell everything.

We have cameras here.

First pig: pigs not eating much is a myth.

Second pig: one of the wolves told me ,

“Watch your water bottle”.

First pig: its only watch your water bottle.

Second pig: no, he looked at me and said, watch your water bottle.

First pig: you were drinking, this why he said.

Third pig: very suspicious.

 

 

Pigs

Big wolf: you are not pigs.

You are wolves.

And we will find out soon!

Did you finish all the booze?

First wolf: it wasn't a lot.

Big wolf: we are not going to have the same issues like yesterday.

Second wolf: we do extra work.

Big wolf: back in my days

“Five minutes, five minutes!”

Now you got fifteen.

 

 

Pigs.

Wolf: who is this!

Big pig: our new pigs.

It took forever to make them look like drums.

Wolf: I wish more wolves were like this, but you know, now days.

Big pig: its nice you showed up.

Our purple room.

Wolf: purple now?

Big pig: yes, very busy.

Dishes are big.

Some pigs are eating for years.

Wolf: don't tell anyone that I will be staying here overnight.

Big pig: no rush.

Try “pigs are better then wolves".

Wolf: this what I got in trouble for yesterday.

Big pig: excellent, excellent.

 

 

Pigs.

Wolf: pigs, where are you?

I can't find you!

Big pig: may be you stop blowing and you can find us.

Pigs.

First wolf: some one put roll of the toilet paper outside in the cold.

Second wolf: pigs.

When we were sleeping.

First wolf: why pigs are not nice?

Big wolf: you are too young to understand.

Second wolf: pigs think we will eat them.

First wolf: we go on break and come here!

Big wolf: you two both take five hundred orders and lets do as much as we can.

You are the wolves!

First wolf: no, we are not the wolves.

Second wolf: pigs go home at two  o'clock.

Big wolf: those are bad pigs.

Wolves go home in the dark!

In the dark.

 

 

Pigs.

Big wolf: pigs are super crazy.

First wolf: they don't know how to jump.

Second wolf: jump, jump, jump, no way!

First wolf: I wanted to give my wallet away and only one who refused were pigs.

Big wolf: few things we have to do and then we are done.

First wolf: and we can go home?

Big wolf: no, you can't go home.

Second wolf: we thought we can go home early.

Big wolf: may be some wolves will go home early.

First wolf: big wolf and his answers.

 

Pigs.

Big pig: we have to buy something to barricade this door.

This wolf always tries to impress some kids from one to four.

First pig: he is only trying to have stuff done.

Mrs. piggy: he doesn't want to eat us?

Big pig: he has a job with break in cafeteria.

We have to remind him, its not the same door.

First pig: wolf is scandalous.

Big pig: “pigs".

Wolf can't live without that name.

Pigs.

First pig: its cold.

Big pig: if it wasn't cold we wouldn't have a job.

Second pig: one hundred forty two pizzas, nine pizzas per hour.

First pig: lets finish all of them.

Big pig: only on the break.

Mrs piggy: we don't eat at work.

Second pig: oh, you don't eat.

Big pig: with this winter joy,

Lets deliver this natural pizza to its natural habitat.

To the squirrels.

They have been drinking from the morning.

Missis piggy: tell squirrels stop calling me “dude".

I am “she”, I am “her", I am “mrs. piggy”.

 

Pigs.

Big pig: wolf is late.

First pig: wolf sent a complaint.

Apparently, he doesn't fit in our houses.

Big pig: reply, only for wolf, if you don’t fit, you have to quit.

First pig: the only reason wolf comes here, is because his wife is cleaning the house.

Sometimes she takes the whole weekend.

Big pig: how many rooms do theh have?

First pig: all the rooms are round and the storage.

Big pig: really?

Second pig: this why wolf comes so dramatic over here.

All he does is complaining.

First pig: you can't compare pig’s wife and wolf’s wife.

First pig: we tell wolf, he is not at home.

 

 

 

 

 

 

Sweet and sour leopards, 2

Sweet and sour leopards. 

Monkey: I am genius. 

This is my dream.

Day dream.

Pig: I have those dreams in the morning. 

Sour leopard: is this our fault too?

Pig: yeah.

Elephant: I have to wear my glasses.

I thought, I see two of you.

One here and one over there. 

Sour leopard: I teleported. 

Monkey: this is sour leopard.

He starts a lot of trouble and get no trouble. 

Pig: fantastic.

Sweet and sour leopards, 2

Sweet and sour leopards. 

Sour leopard: too much stuff to put away.

Monkey: banana.

Sour leopard: oh, yeah.

From the morning. 

Monkey: yes.

We should be in shape. 

At least one of us.

Sour leopard: you can save it.

Monkey: you can do it!

Until five o'clock. 

Pig: take your time.

Sour leopard: who should I listen to?

From the time go a lot wider.

From eight o'clock!

Monkey: we practice on listening the cat first.

Perfecting ourselves. 

At least we have a chance not worry about nothing. 

Pig: best thing we do.

How it was before, fifty millions years ago.

Elephant: who, where?

Monkey: elephant, we speed diel  you all our questions. 

Sour leopard: a lot of money we are making?

Monkey: actually,  no.

Pig: when you are working outside, you are getting more sun.

Sour leopard: by going back and forth?

Monkey: only five days a week.

Then you have weekends. 

Pig: all two days.

Sour leopard: oh, well.

Monkey: we are preventing you from spending on miscellaneous stuff on extra weekends. 

Pig: from this morning. 

Sour leopard: is it?

Pig: when you wake up and going to work.

Monkey: you are not going to spend on weekend again. 

Pig: you have more days to work for it.

Sour leopard: what if it is cold outside?

Pig: only – 1.

Monkey: you don't see frost on your hands.

How far are you moving banana boxes?

From outside to inside.

Sweet and sour leopards, 2

Sour leopards: where are the tigers?

Monkey: they are so soft.

Very weird feeling. 

Pig: tigers take no for nonsense. 

Monkey: we don't know who we will vote for.

Pig: election is on the weekend.

Monkey: don’t say anything to anyone. 

You will work quietly. 

Then we vote for your.

Pig: I think, you confuse the two.

Sour leopard: where are the small banana boxes?

If you take little cases from the ship.

Little pigs: we are still wondering. 

Pig: okay!

Sour leopard: may be do some explanation to your little pigs?

Pig: good luck with that. 

Sweet leopard: good morning!

Pig: boss, boss, boss!

Where are the cookies!

Monkey: you had some nice vacation. 

Sweet leopard: I actually wasn't on vacation.

I was working in another zoo.

Pig: this is so nice.

Sweet and sour leopards, 2

President deer: you can’t find bigger then this?

Pig: only one ton.

It's not a lot for a pig.

Monkey: it’s for the kitchen paper.

How much he eats?

Pig: not everyone jokes differently. 

President deer: I see every one is angry.

Or may be it’s me.

Pig: monkey, we made a mistake. 

Monkey: we thought deer is different. 

Pig: now we know what's different.

Now he is going to sit in front of you.

President deer: sometimes we have problems. 

Nothing, nothing. 

Pig (to the monkey): we don't like it.

President deer: I see beautiful young ladies!

Pig: no.

Pig: he is talking to us.

Monkeys: pigs always bring their women to very important meetings. 

Pig: president deer brought a lot of food.

Monkey: we brought it back.

President deer (quietly): there are few normal animals. 

The rest are pigs and monkeys. 

Pig: we love it!

Bravo!

Monkey: does it. 

Pig: you know what’s funny?

Wait until president deer starts to audit our business. 

We watch it every day. 

And our people. 

Monkey: make it nice.

Sweet and sour leopards, 2

Pig is lying in the mud and monkey is eating banana. President deer and zebra are walking by.

President deer: right in front of my eyes. 

Pig: quick break. 

Monkey: eating soup. 

We made some for you.

Pig: we are busy, but not very busy.

President deer: right in front of my eyes. 

Monkey: you don't have to see what we are doing. 

President deer: I don't want to see it.

My stress levels are high already.

Zebra: pigs are monkeys are crazy.

And this is not a joke.

(leave)

Monkey: zebras always say bad staff about us.

Pig: why are we so different!

Monkey: president deer has all the money. 

Pig: what should we do.

Please them or please us?

Monkey: work.

Only one hour left.

Congratulations. 

Pig: today, five hours of my day I thought it was Saturday. 

Monkey: you know what I like about my job?

I don't think about it when I go home.

Pig: kids are happy!

Monkey: customers are happy!

Pig: too much work. 

Bee (flying by): be happy. 

And if someone is miserable, (swears) buzz them.

Pig: it is so true.

Monkey: actually, hold on.

Sweet and sour leopards, 2

President deer: why are you sliding?

Pig: lunch time. 

President: raining. 

Very good.

Pig: good for who?

Not good for my plants.

They supposed to be dry now.

President deer: are you working here?

You can get a copy of president burger.

Pig: this is cool.

President deer: have a good lunch. 

Monkey: left?

All zoos are the same.

Bee: you can change it.

Pig: everyone should be like my three hundred nephews and cousins.

Bee: babies.

Pig: sleeping al day.

Someone rub my belly!

Monkey: this why you are sleepy?

Pig: they are staying in my house. 

This why I tell my kids,

Get a job.

At least on the paper.

Bee: you have to experience. 

If you work in the zoo

And never experience the management, 

You are in the wrong zoo.

Sweet and sour leopards, 2

Pigs, bees, monkeys: it’s never ends.

It never ends.

Pig: we got scholarship. 

Bee: this is a problem. 

Pig: only for tomorrow. 

Bee: scholarship for tomorrow?!

We are going nuts.

Monkey: they didn't care.

Bee: who?

The lions?

Pig: not the lions.

The lions go home at two o'clock.

Sweet and sour leopards, 2

Monkey: someone stole our pigs.

Bee: who would steal our pigs.

Monkey: we can’t find pigs in the washroom.

Bee: pigs looked very happy last night, and sweet and lovely. 

Monkey: okay, okay, I am eating. 

Bee: is good, is it.

There's still kitchen. 

Get them.

We will show you the computer.

Monkey: the computer?

Bee: the computer. 

Our gift to President deer when he gets nervous. 

Monkey: say it again. 

Bee: our little hamsters.

They are all friends.

They like flowers. 

Hopefully, deers, will learn their lesson unless something happens. 

We will put few experienced over there.

Monkey: how many are experienced?

Bee: all of them.

One time we brought hamsters and they forgot to eat the grass

And we couldn't find them and there’s nothing you can do.

We master it this time.

Sweet and sour leopards, 2

Bee: say something.

Monkey: what to say?

Bee: you represent!

Monkey: we work in fast food restaurant before, on the kitchen.

Bee: more details. 

Monkey: and now, we are crazy.

Not all of us, some.

Bee: winter is coming.

Do you live at the country side?

Taking bus?

Monkey: and now we are crazy and hungry.

Bee: where are the pigs?

Monkey: having big lunch after the long weekend. 

Bee: President deer spoils you with the weekends.

Monkey: why are you watching the deers?

Bee: they are my favorite.

Sweet and sour leopards, 2

President deer: who is happy today.

Pigs are happy today.

How was your weekend?

Pig: too cold.

All day, nothing. 

Usually we sleep for the whole day.

In the cold, we are not the same.

President deer: where are the monkeys?

Pig: they have an appointment. 

Didn't fit in the bus.

President deer: its because monkeys are so fat.

Pig: it depends on the food they eat.

President deer: any plans for today?

Pig: will be thinking today is happy Friday. 

President deer: its Monday. 

Pig: something wrong with my math. 

Well, Tuesday is on the corner. 

President deer: and what is now?

Pig: long lunch after the long weekend. 

President deer: we spoil you with the weekends.

Sweet and sour leopards, 2

Pig: hi monkey. 

We will be separated again today.

I will be working at the zoo library. 

Monkey: the dog is here.

Pig: it’s all coming together!

Turtle: president deer put cameras everywhere. 

We saw all of them on the way home.

Monkey: okay, thank you.

Turtle: someone gotta move.

Monkey: okay pig, go to the library and shine.

They have tables over there and stuff.

Turtle: library is exclusive. 

Pig: it’s so true.

Why don't we put tables everywhere. 

Bee: something with this management. 

Pigs are librarians. 

Sour leopard: nothing more!

Pig: we are very busy working in the library!

Bee: why are you speaking so loud.

Sweet and sour leopards, 2

 President deer: whose sandwich is this!

I don’t see anything and there’s butter everywhere!

Pigs, monkeys: we apologize if we are wrong. 

President deer: do I have any other animals in the zoo.

Pig, monkeys: we are first at the door.

President deer: not one, not ten.  Two hundred pigs and monkeys. 

Bee (listening): that’s the plan.

President deer (to himself): no idea.

Bee (to pigs and monkeys): we don't understand what he is talking about since we are small. 

Pig: he left.

Bee: that’s the stuff.

Monkey: looks strange.

Bee: because of the value.

Sweet and sour leopards, 2

Donkey: we are here to see wild animals. 

Sour leopard: when you will wear your costume, you will see one.

Sweet and sour leopards, 2

President deer: who are those?

Sour leopard: wild animals. 

This why we are standing here. 

Monkey: let’s move.

Pig: we can't find food cheaper then here.

Monkey: we are going to work.

Pig: for my experience.

Zebra: this is our fault.

Bee: one hundred percent. 

President deer: we will fight the wild animals.

Penguin: today is Friday!

We were planning to stay home if its cold tomorrow.

Sweet and sour leopards, 2

Zebra: where is President pig?

Parrot: sleeping on the sun.

We are very lucky. 

Zebra: its money.

Parrot: we will check. 

Zebra: for extra?

Parrot: if there are any.

Zebra: take President pig not to run away to party before the work is done.

Parrot: I am so sleepy. 

Zebra: one hundred twenty five more pigs, why not.

Parrot: only for six months.

Sweet and sour leopards, 2

Monkey: what kind of crown has two years?

Pig: I love it.

Elephant: is pig our president now?

Monkey: no, we will change every day. 

Pig: I am telling monkey

“Now pig is our president”,

Monkey says “yes monkey".

Sweet and sour leopards, 2

President pig: someone changed the time.

Now we have to work one hour more.

Zebra: wild animals!

President monkey: a new one?

Zebra: brand new.

President pig: sounds very quiet. 

Zebra: so?

We have to fight them.

President pig: no.

President monkey: we will fight them on Tuesday. 

President pig: we will watch the news.

Zebra: common sense is not common now.

Do you want to know place to hide?

President pig: we already know.

Zebra: thank you for coming to work when you are sleepy.

Sweet and sour leopards, 2

President pig: president monkey, do some work.

Stop clapping. 

President monkey: I am not a manager today.

President pig: yes you are.

President monkey: this is not location for you to sleep. 

President pig: as long as it has the shade, it is location, a location, the location!

Sweet and sour leopards, 2

Parrot: the shades are ready.

Zebra: President pig is sleeping, 

President monkey is talking about bananas.

Parrot: explaining something. 

This what they do every day.

For one month now.

President pig: when pigs sleep, they actually do the work.

Psychology proves it.

Zebra: why don't you sleep at home.

President pig: I sleep where are my sweets are.

And I don't have sweets in my bed at home.

Zebra: may be you have to eat your dinner. 

We know how pigs are greedy. 

President pig: not in my house.

Sweet and sour leopards, 2

Zebra: we got two.

One doesn't do anything. 

I am the most busy.

Penguin: are you okay?

Zebra: new pigs again.

President pig: are you eating your bananas?

President monkey: yes I am eating my bananas!

Zebra: pigs with talents.

How many talents do they have?

President monkey: one.

President pig: many.

Zebra: name it.

President pig: with our new soft wear, we can scan the talents.

Sweet and sour leopards, 2

Zebra: lots of work. 

President pig: lots of work. 

Zebra: lots of work with you.

Drinking today, eating something yesterday. 

President pig: I was looking for my water bottle!

Zebra: why out of all the animals in the world, we pick pigs?

President pig: they are mommies.

Zebra: really.

Sweet and sour leopards, 2

Zebra: you are in the mud all day.

President pig: this is dirty job and some one gotta do it.

Traffic is everywhere.

Zebra: let’s go to the office. 

There's cool air.

Sweet and sour leopards, 2

President pig (singing): do you believe in love and in love.

Zebra: we see who are earlier at work. 

President pig: you are all smiles. 

You know this song too.

(singing) money, money, money. 

We like this stuff.

Zebra: who pays this week?

President pig (singing): yes, no, yes, no, yes.

Zebra: you should've chosen different field. 

President pig: football player?

Zebra: we got fifty new pigs!

They have to go high.

Bird: all the bird houses are busy.

President pig: they are good pigs.

Sweet and sour leopards, 2

Penguin: you smell nice.

President pig: my next level perfume.

For work. 

If I wear the next level perfume when I go to work, think, what level perfume I wear when I go home.

Penguin: and you are very relaxed too.

President pig: I always relaxed at work.

Are you related at work?

Penguin: no, not me.

I am not relaxed at work at all.

I am relaxed at home.

President pig: me too.

I can tell you what relaxes me at home.

Zebra: cold water?

President pig: you are smart!

Sweet and sour leopards, 2

Bird: special delivery. 

President pig: shh…, we are doing something illegal. 

Bird: all pigs come from the load.

Penguin: our kitchen is cooking non stop!

President pig: put new logo on the zoo.

“Pigs will do it.”

With our signature smile and signature nose. 

Zebra: you can do all you want. 

President pig: yeah, not today though. 

New pigs: can we leave our resumes here?

Zebra: this is garbage!

President pig, they think this is table.

President pig: they are original.

Sweet and sour leopards, 2

President monkey: today I will show you how to work in the zoo.

First, look at the time.

Let’s see where we see the time?

We can see the time everywhere. 

You can carry your own clocks  up to one hundred. 

Sheep: he looks suspicious. 

Horse: all of them.

President monkey: this is our sandwich area, keep it clean.

You have to care of you number one and number two.

Sweet and sour leopards, 2

Zebra: big bad wolf is coming. 

President monkey: is he hungry?

President pig: everything is in the computer. 

If you want to do the analysis, you put it in the server.

President monkey: basically, we have one hour to make food.

And rely on our customer to come back.

Sweet and sour leopards, 2

Owl: what’s that noise?

Parrot: wild animals. 

President owl: President deer surprised everyone again.

You supposed to fight wild animals when they are not moving. 

Owl: how bees know who is honey?

President owl: they don't know and this why they bite. 

This is the idea.

Sweet and sour leopards, 2

President pig: lot’s of recount. 

Auditor: lots of recount.

The difference is fifty pigs.

President monkey: lot’s of pigs.

President pig: when the audit is over, we are buying them back.

Auditor: what kind of zoo it is.

Kitchen takes half of the place.

President pig: its written on the sign, in small letters. 

“Animals were here before people“.

Auditor: you are one of those guys who keep cologne in the car!

President pig: yes, it’s me.

Sweet and sour leopards, 2

President owl: let’s hurry up.

Owl: is it 9 o’clock?

President owl: all the time.

Owl: we are flying all the time.

President owl: we are too slow.

What do you have?

President deer: lots of expectations, 

Everything else sucks.

President owl: looks like we will be busy.

Eating carrots?

You are turning into a rabbit.

How is the wild animals?

President deer: it was fantastic before the lunch.

After everything went bonkers.

Pigs didn't want to fight after the lunch.

They ate potatoes, apples, salad.

I am like a housekeeper. 

President owl: you are right.

No more!

President deer: yes.

Because I went all this way.7

Sweet and sour leopards.

Big monkey: when you read these files, make sure to skip at the end.

We are not people yet.

Monkey teacher: we are reading so slow.

Big monkey: okay, perfect.

Make sure no one sleeps at that corner.

 

 

Sweet and sour leopards, 2

Monkey: people are messing things up every day.

Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday.

Monkey: long week.

Monkey: I don’t care man.

Monkey: we have to care!

I’ve just found out today.

 

 

Martian story.

Martian: there are a lot of jokes about Mars.

Martian: you can make one too.

Martian: I can be the one who is sitting in the roller.

Martian: and we can make fake background.

Martian: and you are talking.

Martian: people will sweat.

Martian: with little sound effects and test drive.

Martian: people will be hot too.

Martian: so true.

Martian: what about birds slinging?

Martian: if we tell the birds the day and the time.

We can get those birds.

Martian story.

First astronaut: whats going on?

Second astronaut: snow.

Martian (listening): people cant lie to us.

We know all their excuses, because we made part of it.

First astronaut: every time.

Every move we made on Mars there is snow.

Martian: we need more people like this in the business.

Martian: at the same time.

Martian: it will be different.

First astronaut: the boss will tell again,

We are like at home with clown.

The roller is spinning again.

Martian story.

First astronaut: its Friday.

We work hard only in the morning.

Martian (listening): we have been there before.

Second astronaut: we push first roller into the second one.

Martian (listening): and people are funny too.

Martian: smart.

Martian: lazy.

Martian: how?

Martian: they want to impress their boss.

Martian: can we change our name?

Martian: whatever your name?

Martian: Martian.

Martian: you can change your sex too.

Martian: do you have 150 dollars?

First astronaut: rocks.

Martian (listening): they think its our mountain, but its our wall.

Martian: tell people how to open it.

Martian: it will be funny.

Martian: we can roll their roller today.

Martian: do you see the line?

Martian: may be on Monday.

Martian: where do we put this roller?

Martian: too many rollers around us.

Martian: you get nervous?

Martian: we already have another one with bunch of papers.

My boss trying his best to read it.

Martian: on the shelf, until we figure out.

Where no one can see.

Martians will start wear winter coat again.

 

 

 

Sweet and sour leopards, 2

Big pig: okay pigs, hurry up and party.

Pig: can someone fix the clock?

Fat pig: its 8 o'clock.

Pig: the time is not right at all.

It turns me off.

Pig: it’s not very healthy.

Fat pig: I think I am at home.

Pig: we have to relax for few minutes.

Big pig: why are you keep saying this?

We are hard workers.

Wolf: you poster says, three pigs, but there are only two.

Big pig: they work for few days and they are out.

Wolf: I was expecting super pigs.

Big pig: this where you have to build relationships,  the original. Wolf: its something hard to do.

Big pig: we understand this.

This why we made few posters, same kind.